No spirits, just spirit.

Sophisticated mocktails, zero-proof spirits, and elegant non-alcoholic wines for those who crave complexity without compromise.

Surely
Strong Water
Athletic Brewing Co
Buzzkill
Fluere
Free AF
Ghia
Gruvi
Imposter
Modica
Optimist
Partake Brewing
Rationale Brewing
Ritual
St. Agrestis
Wolffer
Tomorrow Cellars

Sip. Smile. Stay awhile.

Dry Humour is a woman-owned, mother-daughter-run non-alcoholic wine and spirits shop nestled in the heart of Park Slope, Brooklyn. With a name that playfully nods to both dry wit and dry martinis, Dry Humour offers a curated selection of sophisticated mocktails, zero-proof spirits, and elegant non-alcoholic wines for those who crave complexity without compromise. The shop blends retro charm with modern sensibility, channeling the sultry ambiance of a 1950s speakeasy—complete with tropical blue accents, dark green tones, and a glowing martini glass logo that invites passersby to sip, smile, and stay awhile.

Sip. Smile. Stay awhile.
Store Hours

Store Hours

Sunday 12:00 PM - 7:00 PM (EDT)
Monday 1:00 PM - 7:00 PM (EDT)
Tuesday 1:00 PM - 7:00 PM (EDT)
Wednesday 1:00 PM - 7:00 PM (EDT)
Thursday 12:00 PM - 8:00 PM (EDT)
Friday 12:00 PM - 8:00 PM (EDT)
Saturday 12:00 PM - 8:00 PM (EDT)

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